Corporate speak is the dialect of circle-backs, synergies and bandwidth. This translator takes a simple sentence and inflates it into the kind of message that needs a follow-up meeting to understand.
It's a parody. To go the other way and turn jargon into plain English, paste the jargon and choose Clearer.
Examples
Before
Can we talk later?
Corporate speak
Let's circle back offline once we have the bandwidth to align on next steps.
Before
Lunch is here.
Corporate speak
Quick update: the midday nourishment deliverables have landed. Please action accordingly to maximize synergy.
Good for
- Office humor and farewell cards
- Spotting jargon in your own writing
- Team chat jokes
Questions
+How is this different from the LinkedIn translator?
LinkedIn speak is a public post about lessons and growth. Corporate speak is internal memo jargon.
+Can it translate jargon into plain English?
Yes. Paste the jargon and choose Clearer.
+Should I use this at work?
For laughs, sure. For real messages, Professional is the safer choice.